my friends.

exams will be over very soon. please halt plans to burn down my school because we have a rather different exam schedule. (which i will not even begin to elaborate) if it will appease you guys abit better, today's the first day i stepped into civilisation after my exams, cos i was involuntarily admitted into the infamous Lao Sai Club, to which i was member for 2 days (till yesterday). and because of the frequent activity i was down with a slight fever for a night. but no big hooha, i'm fine and dandy now, and even wore a peach coloured skirt out today. no really, i'm fine. but i wasn't lying about the skirt either. i know these are 2 conflicting pieces of information but please try to do some association between the 2.

the only gripe i have now is that all the food i eat are restricted to pale young things. like kway teow, beehoon, and porridge. young because they are either too flat or too skinny, or too....i dunno how to describe porridge sia. but i dun like it, though i must say it has nothing to do with it being under the young category. (which isn't much of a category to begin with, i know.)

all that lao ji, gu niang food is making me feel weak and tired easily, so much so that i think that i'm actually dying a slow death, beginning now.

meat meat i need meat. and all the unhealthy rubbish. i'll get my trotters on you all once my stomach's done some serious repenting.

the other day the realisation that i can actually watch R21 movies finally sunk in. no, there was no sudden burst of elation or euphoria (reallly la). i was, on the contrary, reminded that just a few months back some audacious pale bespectacled manboy asked to see my ic for an NC16 movie (Juno). i can't even begin to imagine buying tickets for any R21 show. i picture myself creating a ruckus when the disbelieving guy holds up my ezlink (because i don't carry my I/C around, usually the ezlink suffices anyway. i think my i/c is orange. i need to check.) and then demanding to see the manager and vowing to write down the names of both the manager and the counter boy/girl so i can write in to COMPRAIN. but the thing is, i can't even say, "I JUST WANTED TO WATCH A DECENT SHOW, AND--" because because, R21 shows are not decent to begin with. though with our censorship system i'm not so sure this applies to all movies under that category. decency is subjective, but i won't start that grandmother discussion cos we'll take so long the cows won't even want to come home. so. i'll need to think of more complain/come-back lines i can use should such a thing happen. (most likely will, consperm plus chops.)

alright. enough. ciaos.